Diabolik Lovers Mini Stories

Chapters 1-4

 

Diabolik Lovers Mini Stories

 

The Triplets Volume

 

Lost in a Forest

 

Walking aside her favorite triplets, Yui couldn’t help the feeling of anxiety. She knew they were lost. She’d known it for a while now and Laito, Ayato, and Kanato were starting to notice as well.

 

“Teddy thinks we’re lost.” Started Kanato. Ayato clicked his tongue in annoyance and Laito chuckled.

 

“We aren’t lost. I’ve known the way here since I was small.” Snapped Ayato.

 

“We’re lost.” Whimpered Kanato.

 

“We aren’t lost, Kana-chan. Listen to Ayato. Right, Ayato?” growled Laito.

 

“Right. I know exactly where we are.”

 

“My tummy hurts. I’m hungry.” Whined Kanato hugging his teddy closer to his chest.

 

“Find some squirrel to satisfy yourself. We just fed on Yui. How can you still be hungry!?” asked Ayato.

 

“Someone wouldn’t let me get enough!” shouted Kanato and that silenced them for a while. After another thirty minutes of wondering, Ayato was starting to check his surroundings more often. Kanato was almost finished with his lollipop and Laito was getting hungry again.

 

“I’m bored.” Moaned Kanato.

 

“PUT A SOCK IN IT, KANATO! WE ALL ARE!” shouted Ayato and Kanato stopped walking to glare at his brother.

 

“Shithead.” He muttered until he finally started walking again. Yui and Laito hid their laughter with their hands.

 

“I wanna go hooooome.” Cried Kanato making the veins in Ayato’s neck stick out.

 

“Kanato –“

 

“Ayato, there’s no reason to fight.” Sighed Laito as Ayato gritted his teeth together.

 

“I just don’t understand why he’s complaining. He doesn’t have to carry anything but that stupid bear!” said Ayato who was forced to carry the towels and picnic basket. They were heading to a famous swimming spot among the Sakamakis. They all had on their swimsuits except Yui and Kanato. Yui because she didn’t want to expose her skin just yet to the boys and Kanato because he would be uncomfortable walking half naked. Ayato and Laito though had no trouble walking in their swim trunks.

 

After the spout about Kanato’s teddy being ‘stupid’, Kanato’s face went from resting bitch to infuriated insane vampire bitch.

 

“TAKE IT BACK BASTARD! TAKE IT BAAAACK!” screamed Kanato, jumping at Ayato, teeth bared and claws arched. Laito was able to catch him mid jump and now he swung back and forth in Laito’s clutches, punching air, tears streaming down his cheeks.

 

“No! That bear is the most childish thing I’ve ever seen and I hate it! I would burn it if you’d let me!” laughed Ayato. Kanato got even more mad, eyes blazing and shrinking to a shocking small size as Laito struggled to keep him together.

 

“AAAAAYYYYYAAAATTTTOOOO!” screamed Kanato. This continued for another ten minutes until Kanato calmed down and just hung crying while Laito held him up.

 

“You’re so mean Ayato!” sobbed Kanato, hugging Teddy to his chest. Yui sighed and gave Ayato a look.

 

“What?” he asked confused.

 

“Apologize.” Whispered Yui nudging him. Ayato rolled his emerald eyes and turned around to face the weeping boy.

 

“I’m sorry Kanato for calling your Teddy stupid and threatening to burn him.”

 

“Okay. I’m tired of crying.” Shrugged Kanato and Laito let him down and they continued walking.

 

“Ayato, if we don’t find this fucking lake soon, I’m gonna kill you.” Growled Laito.

 

“Can I be the one to rip his heart out?” suggested Kanato with a sinister grin.

 

“You’re in time out, mister. No talking for the rest of the trip.” Snapped Laito.

 

“What!?”

 

“That little tantrum you played was unacceptable. Now shut up and walk.” Snapped Laito. Kanato continued walking in silence behind everyone. After what seemed like forever, they finally found the god forsaken lake.

 

“Yay!” cried Kanato and threw off his shirt and pants. He then snatched up his red stitched bag and pulled out a pink bunny floaty and blew it up. He then set Teddy in it and dove in head first. He then continued to swim around Teddy’s floaty while Ayato, Laito, and Yui set up their towels. Laito was the next to jump in and swam to another part of the shore and found a long plastic slide and set it up on the end of the dock. Ayato turned on the radio and sat on the edge of the dock, kicking his feet over the edge. What he didn’t know was that Kanato had swam under him and pulled him in by the ankles. Laughing, Ayato emerged and began a splash fight with Kanato who giggled along with him while Teddy’s floaty rested easily against the dock. Yui slipped off her t-shirt and shorts herself, revealing her small one piece and she tied her hair back and sat on the edge of the dock.

 

“Oh that’s right. Bitch-chan can’t swim!” chuckled Laito.

 

“You can’t?” asked Kanato.

 

“No, I’d just sink.” Smiled Yui.

 

“Here. I’ll help you.” Suggested Ayato, extending a hand out to her. She took it reluctantly and in an hour was doggy paddling along with the brothers in Kanato’s ducky water wings.

 

Overall it was a pretty good night.

 

Which ended naturally in a feast.

 

(after they fed on Yui)

 

“That was so fun.” Smiled Laito.

 

“I guess I had a good time.” Shrugged Ayato.

 

“I had a great time.” Giggled Yui.

 

“I wanna go back tomorrow.” Suggested Kanato.

 

“We can’t go back tomorrow. We have school.” Started Ayato.

 

“FUCK SCHOOL!” shouted Kanato and it began again.

 

 

Don’t Fucking Touch my TEACUPS!

(Reiji)

 

“Ayato, I wouldn’t –“ started Laito as the triplets stood in the kitchen with Reiji’s china teacups. Kanato was snickering and Ayato was about to set them on fire.

 

“Huhhh!? Why not!?” he asked, annoyed.

 

“Because I don’t feel like getting stabbed by Reiji.” Stated Laito.

 

“I do! I do!” chanted Kanato, jumping up and down clapping. They ignored him.

 

“Just one cup –“

 

“Don’t do it, Ayato.” Snapped Laito, grabbing for the cup.

 

“Whoops.” Ayato smirked and dropped the cup, shattering the porcelain. Kanato started laughing like crazy and Laito stood with a horrified look at Ayato who was also looking like he’d seen death.

 

“YOU THREE.” Came a voice, booming from the doorway. Kanato stopped laughing and hugged Teddy as Reiji came storming into the room, looking from a ‘playing innocent’ Kanato, a nervous Laito, and an annoyed Ayato.

 

“Which one of you broke it!?” snarled Reiji through clenched teeth.

 

“Broke what?” asked Ayato.

 

“Don’t play dumb, Ayato. Who broke the tea cup? One of you; fess up. Or I’m gonna start punishing.” Growled Reiji. No one responded so without warning, he grabbed Teddy and raised it above Ayato’s ready torch.

 

‘TEDDY! I DIDN’T DO IT! I DIDN’T REIJI-SAN! I DIDN’T! PLEASE GIVE HIM BACK!? PLEASE REIJI!” sobbed Kanato, clawing at Reiji to give it back. Then he smirked and took Laito’s hat off his head and raised it as well. Laito didn’t really seemed phased by this action but sighed. Then Ayato’s tie was ripped off and put in the pile.

 

“One of you fess up or the bear gets burnt.” Smirked Reiji. Kanato screamed, clawing at his hair.  as he started to rip chunks off, blood seeping down his head, Laito stepped in and shrugged.

 

“Kanato didn’t do it. Now give him his bear back before he rips all his hair off.” Sighed Laito and Reiji reluctantly handed Teddy back to a sobbing Kanato who snatched it up and ran crying from the room.

 

“Now which one of you two did it?”

 

“It was both of them, Reiji.” Came a voice from the corner. Shuu.

 

“Ayato was planning on burning the whole set then Laito went in to stop him, accidently knocking a cup off.” Sighed Shuu and Reiji gave the two a sinister glare.

 

X

 

Kanato sat on the top of the tower with Teddy laughing down at the garden.

 

“I can’t believe that bastard is making us change the color of every single flower in this garden!” shouted Ayato, throwing his shovel down. Laito, who had remained silent until now, screamed and threw down his shovel.

 

“Damn him!” he shouted and two boys complaining and another laughing heartily drifted into the night air.

 

 

 

Ayato’s Porn Stash?

(Child Ayato)

 

Sitting on the floor of their room, the Sakamaki triplets were giggling over their ‘brother sleepover.’ Basically they’d pulled all their blankets into Ayato’s room and made themselves a fort and now were reading manga and laughing at stuff. Kanato was busy cutting out paperdolls, Laito was putting Ayato’s hair into a pony tail on top of his head while Ayato tried to find a rated ‘R’ movie on the internet they weren’t allowed to watch. It was calling ‘The Dead Come Back’ (I don’t fucking know). Kanato put down the scissors and looked at his brother.

 

“That looks scary, Aya-chan.” Whimpered Kanato and Laito laughed, wrapping an arm around his brother’s shoulders.

 

“It’ll be fine, Kana-chan. We’ll be right here and so will Teddy.” Chuckled the ginger.

 

“’Kay.” Sighed Kanato and settled in the beanbag with the two. Ayato was searching around on his laptop when Laito spotted a certain folder.

 

“Ayato, what’s that?” he asked pointing to it.

 

“Hehe it has a funny word on it.” Giggled Kanato.

 

Ayato’s cheeks flushed a deep pink and he went to click on Chrome but Laito clicked on the folder first.

 

“I didn’t know you had a porn stash, Ayato.” Laughed Laito.

 

“It isn’t –“

 

“What’s porn?” asked Kanato. Laito patted his head lightly and chuckled.

 

“Nothing, sweet Kanato. Ayato is a dirty, dirty boy.” Laughed Laito.

 

“Am not!”

 

“Here. I’ll click on this one. It looks mildly graphic. It’s called, ‘World is Mine.’” Laughed Laito and Ayato reached across his lap to stop him.

 

“If you dare click that video I’ll tell, uh . . .” but the boy couldn’t think of anyone who could’ve cared that much if he had porn.

 

“You could tell mommy. She’d be mad, wouldn’t she?” asked Kanato and Laito shook his head.

 

“I’m clicking on another one then.”  Giggled Laito.

 

“WAIT NO THAT’S ACUTALLY –“

 

but it was too late. Appearing on the screen was two characters from an unknown series . . well . . .

 

Kanato’s eyes looked as though they’d fall out of his head and Laito’s mouth could’ve touched the floor. Ayato had his face in his hands and was shaking his head back and forth as Laito quickly shut the video off.

 

“That was my vocaloid mash up folder. That video was a joke I put on there to spook anyone if they snuck onto my computer.” Sighed Ayato and for sure, once Laito clicked the ‘World is Mine’ video, Hatsune Miku was there singing her little voice while Kanato smiled and hummed along.

 

“She’s pretty. Teddy says he wants her.” giggled Kanato. Laito was laughing way too hard and clapped his hand on his brother’s shoulder.

 

“You’re gay is showing.” Chuckled Laito and Ayato punched him into the wall.

 

Pretty Women

(Laito)

 Walking down the streets of Tokyo, Laito Sakamaki wasn’t paying attention to his bickering brothers behind him but the wondrous female population. Winking and smiling at passing girls was just the natural behavior for Laito. It drowned out the annoying constant conversation between Kanato and Ayato.

 

Walking into a nearby department store, Laito wondered away from his brothers and drifted over to the woman at the front desk.

 

“Hey, miss, do you know where I can find a pretty young woman? Oh wait, I think I just found her.” smiled Laito making the girl blush a deep red.

 

“I’m sorry sir but I can’t help you. I’m not that pretty.” She admitted but he smirked and touched her chin, staring into her eyes.

 

“Of course you are. You’re the prettiest girl I’ve seen all da-“

 

“LAITO, LAITO, LLLLLAAAAAIIIIIITTTTTOOOOO!” came a howling voice from across the store. Kanato then burst out of the perfume department sobbing.

 

“Lai-chan, help! Ayato is trying to poison me!” cried Kanato clinging onto him. Laito sighed and the woman gave them a confused look.

 

“Explain it, Kanato.”

 

“He pulled out this bottle and started spraying me! it smelling weird and it got in my eye! It burns, Laito!” cried Kanato and Laito sighed.

 

“Ayato was spraying you with perfume, Kana-chan. It won’t poison you. He probably accidently sprayed you in the eye. Go to the bathroom to try and wash it out. I’ll meet you there when I’m done.” Snapped Laito, obviously annoyed Kanato got in the way of his flirting.

 

“O-okay.” Sniffled Kanato and sulked away from Laito, hugging Teddy.

 

“Who was that little boy?” asked the girl, smiling.

 

“That was Kanato. He’s my brother. Him, my other brother Ayato, and I are all triplets. I’m sorry he got in the way.” Sighed Laito and the girl nodded.

 

“That’s sexy. You having triplets.” She said, squishing her boobs in her uniform.

 

“Is it?” he asked, winking. She blushed and leaned forward.

 

“I could maybe give you my number.” She said smiling.

 

“That would be –“

 

“Where the fuck did that bipolar Lolita dickhead go?” asked an angry voice and Ayato came booming around the corner.

 

“He’s in the bathroom washing out the perfume you sprayed into his eye.” Growled Laito.

 

“I didn’t mean to! I was sampling it when he asked me where he could get ice cream and his face just so happened to be there –“

 

“Ayato, I don’t really care. Now go find your girlfriend or something and wait by the car.” Growled Laito.

 

“She’s not my girlfriend and she didn’t even come with us, baka. How could you not know when Yui comes with us?” asked Ayato.

 

“Go check on him and meet me by the food court.” Snapped Laito. Ayato rolled his eyes and stalked away. When Laito turned back, the girl had unbuttoned her uniform top showing more of her boobs and was leaning seductively towards him.

 

“So about my number . . .”

 

“I would gladly take that. And maybe you, for chance. Gotta back room? Staff room? Somewhere we can be alone?” asked Laito and she giggled and led him to the staff room. She put her finger to her lips as she opened the door. It was dark inside and when she closed the door, he couldn’t see anything. Suddenly lips were on his and his hands were fondling breasts. She moaned softly against his lips as his lips led down her neck right to her vein.

 

“Sorry dear but we never could’ve worked out.” He mumbled and bit down and suddenly his mouth exploded with the sweet taste of hot blood. She gasped and choked, clawing at him.

 

“S-stop!” she sputtered but he couldn’t get enough. He groaned loudly as he bit her boob and she backed up against the wall, crying.

 

“Laito-kun, I thought I heard you in here.” Lulled a sweet voice.

 

“Eh, Kanato. I was just getting to the good part.”

 

“You agreed no feeding, Laito.” Snapped Kanato and Laito groaned dropping her to the floor. He slammed her head against the wall.

 

“There. She won’t remember anything from today. Call 911 and help her to the ambulance. I’m going home.” Snapped Laito and Kanato hissed.

 

“No. You did this to her. You help her get back. I’m going home, not you.” Growled Kanato and he disappeared. Cursing under his breath, Laito pulled out his phone and dialed the emergency hotline. He tried to sound desperate.

 

“911, what is your emergency?”

 

“I just found a girl, in the staff room at the local Bath and Body Works. She’s loosing blood!” Laito said dramatically and once he confirmed the location and the ambulance, he stalked home, dragging Ayato and Kanato by their ears completely wasting his day.

 

 

Don’t Drop That Dun, Dun, Dun!

(Shuu)

 

Walking along the corridor, Yui was particularly interested in the three arguing figures trailing her. why they had to follow her, she didn’t know.

 

“. . .DON’T WALK PAST HIM! and that’s when she bit her.” laughed Ayato as he ranted on and on about the porn he’d come across the other night. Kanato was looking sick and Laito was just laughing.

 

“Ayato, you find the weirdest shit.” Laughed Laito. Yui wanted to shoved cotton in her ears. She thought she could slip away from them since she really needed a bath so while Laito and Ayato were laughing over lesbian sex, she slipped off towards the bathroom. Running into the sanctuary of the bathroom, she slammed the door behind her resting up against the oak.

 

“That was close.” Sighed Yui and walked over to the tub where, of course, non other than Shuu Sakamaki sat, fully clothed in the water.

 

“S-Shuu-kun?” asked Yui as the orange haired vampire stared up at her.

 

“What do you want? I was asleep.”

 

“I-I, uh, need to take a bath. . . “ explained Yui, scratching the back of her neck.

 

“Come in here with me.” he answered simply and grabbed her waist, causing her to fall into the tub with him. her cheeks warmed to a low blush as she remembered the last time they’d done this. He wasn’t going to suck her blood at a time like this, was he?

 

“Now shut up, take your stupid bath and let me sleep.” Hissed Shuu and Yui frowned.

 

“I can’t take a bath without taking my clothes off –“

 

“Then take your clothes off. I’m not gonna look.” Snapped the vampire and she gasped.

 

“W-what!? N-no! I’m getting out now, i-I’ll come back later.” Started Yui and Shuu sighed and went to grab her wrists when the three triplets burst through the door.

 

“Found her!” giggled Kanato pointing a long, pale finger at the bathtub. Ayato’s emerald eyes grew larger and Laito clicked his tongue in annoyance.

 

“Bitch-chan flirting with big brother, eh?” smiled Laito.

 

“No fair . . .” mumbled Kanato. “We were hungry, right Teddy?”

 

“She’s mine, Shuu! Get your hands off her!” shouted the ginger and went to grab Yui’s hand.

 

“Ayato-kun . . .”

 

“WAIT! MY FINGERS STUCK ON HIS EARBUD CORD –“ cried Ayato but it was too late. The earbuds snapped out of the player around his neck and the room was filled with music. Shuu’s eyes widened and his face grew red as everyone listened in horror.

 

“DON’T DROP THAT DUN, DUN, DUN EHHHHH!” 

 

Ayato was the first to start laughing and then the whole room erupted in howls of laughter. Yui didn’t even dare start to laugh though the triplets didn’t hesitate to share their laughter.

 

“I had no idea you what music you listened to, Shuu-kun!” laughed Ayato.

 

“We always thought it was classical, ne, Teddy?” smiled Kanato down at his bear.

 

“ALL OF YOU! SHUT THE HELL UP AND GET OUT OF THE ROOM!” shouted Shuu and the triplets, plus Yui, scampered from the bathroom.